Horrible Case Against Humanity 1250-1400 Card Capacity Case, Black

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Horrible Case Against Humanity 1250-1400 Card Capacity Case, Black

Regular price $ 29.99 Sale price $ 14.99
  • Large Hard Travel Storage Carrying Case Holder for Cards Against Humanity Game (Cards not Included)
  • High Quality Ballistic Nylon Mesh Hard Case with Velvet Lining
  • Impressive Length and Girth
  • Bigger and Blacker
  • MONEY BACK GUARANTEE - We GUARANTEE this HORRIBLE PRODUCT will meet your expectations for life or we'll give you your money back - NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

    DISCOVER THE SECRET THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WAY YOU HOLD YOUR DECK FOREVER!

    Do you Suffer from "My Deck is Too Big" Syndrome? Are you Tired of Stuffing Half your Deck in a Box that is too Small? Do Visions of Broken Zippers Haunt your Dreams?

    THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    Now introducing THE ORIGINAL HORRIBLE CASE FOR CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY. Our high quality, ballistic nylon mesh covered case is a sturdy, yet gently finished specimen which holds up to 1400 cards. Its impressive length and girth amount to an expansive volume accommodating all 7.5 inches of the original main game as well as all expansions, from the studly 90s Nostalgia Pack to the geeky Science Pack. You'll find black velvet isn't just in that little boy's smile when you unzip the 27 inch zipper and revel in the luxury of this horrible case.

    Here at HORRIBLE CASES our youthful team is dedicated to ensuring your satisfaction with every great product you buy. That's why we offer a lifetime money back guarantee - NO QUESTIONS ASKED! (You probably wouldn't want us to know the embarrassing details behind how THAT happened anyway, would you?)

    WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
    Seriously? Nothing! We're selling you a case here. The general idea is it's up to YOU to put things inside.

    WHAT TO PUT INSIDE
    Cards Against Humanity
    Pokemon
    Magic The Gathering
    Yu-Gi-Oh
    Austin Powers CCG
    (There's an Austin Powers CCG?)

    OTHER BENEFITS/FEATURES
    DOUBLES AS A CLUB WHEN FULL
    YOU CAN TAKE IT TO DA CLUB
    HANDY WRIST STRAP
    BE THE OBJECT OF ENVY AND ADMIRATION FROM ALL COMERS
    PROTECT YOUR STUFF FROM LIQUID AND CHILDREN